This is Krystal the Princess (although I have been called other things, some of them not nice) using mom’s pc while she is busy.   

This is what I look like when Mom lets my hair grow long and keeps it neat for me.  Aren’t I gorgeous?

This is what she did to me today…. Is this the way to treat a Princess?  I look like a boy dog! hmmmpf!  She says she doesn’t have time to take care of long hair. How is that my fault? You think she could have at least evened it out so that I wouldn’t look like I fell in front of the lawn mower.